Cosmetologist. Mom. In love.

Maybe I'm a genius, or maybe I just think a lot.





I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

(Source: ohrendelle)






#he’s just so sad during this entire movie #even his hair doesn’t shine as much 

#nothing about this movie was positive for thor #he didnt get to see jane or darcy#his one mortal friend was captured by his brother #who was dead set on humiliating him and murdering everything thor loves #he had to fight with people he didn’t know against said brother #and they tried to control him and treat him like some sort of pet weapon #they didn’t care about how he felt #they only cared about how hard he could swing his hammer #in that loki was right at least #but only that #poor thor 

Even the end was sad for him you know? 

You see Tony and Bruce go off together, and Clint and Natasha, and Steve goes off by himself but in a happy way because he’s ready to open up to this new world because of this movie. 

But Thor?  He’s going there with a brother to hates him, and that hurts more because Thor adores Loki, without any good memories of Jane and Darcy, who he loves in entirely different ways, because he hasn’t seen them and he doesn’t know when he’ll come back. 

Poor, poor Thor. I just want to hug him and give him poptarts until he smiles and is happy again. 

(Source: neolutionist)




nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see